I Don’t Care What Hollywood Said, ILU Ricky Gervais.
So after all the hubbub about Ricky Gervais being a meanie at the Golden Globes, I youtubed his blastfest opening monologue and OH MY GOD, ONE OF THE BEST THINGS I HAVE EVER BEHELD. So now, you can imagine my excitement when I read that he wrote some banter for Oscar hosts JFranco and Anne Hathaway. Sadly, twas just a joke. Blergh. I was sincerely fucking excited for awesomeness like this:
“No rudeness tonight. It’s going to be a night of the most privileged people in the world being told how brilliant they are and thanking God for loving them more than ugly poor foreigners.”
