NOT HELPING. JUST AWKWARD.
So this is an addendum to my post on “holiday cheer” and more specifically, how I loathe it:
People have been holding the door for me. I usually appreciate it but some are just taking it to another level and by another, I mean STUPID. Like today at Starbucks, this chick was holding the door for me when I was, I kid you not, 15 FT AWAY FROM THE DOOR WITH A SCALDING BEVERAGE IN MY HAND. Um. NOT HELPING, JUST AWKWARD. So I’m forced to jog-skip to the door with all the grace of a hobbit, trying not to jostle the cup while her face morphs from holiday goodwill to HURRY UP YOU SLOW COW. and I was like. I DIDN’T ASK YOU TO HOLD THE DOOR, BITCH. and then I threw my drink in her face. Okay I didn’t but you get my point. NOT HELPFUL. PLEASE STOP.
