Stop. Fucking. Singing.
So I’ve noticed that some people are already showing signs of a mysterious but very contagious virus; something I’ve come to refer to as “holiday cheer.” No one knows how or exactly when it starts (from my experience, it usually starts festering as early as a few days before Thanksgiving and lasts as late as New Years) but in any case, I’m here to report: IT IS UPON US.
Good thing I already got my booster shot. I am immune to strangers smiling at me for no good reason. I do not smile back. I also glare at people who think it’s suddenly okay to sing/hum loudly in public. I don’t give a damn what shitty Christmas song it is. Shut. Up. What, just because it’s the interim between Thanksgiving and Christmas, you think your life is a live taping of Glee? Can it, sister.
