Columbus Day is BS
In honor of Columbus Day, I would just like to say:
That motherfucker was lost as fuck. Like the kind of lost where you can’t tell your head from your asshole. For chrissakes, he was looking for India which is…oh I don’t know, THE COMPLETE OPPOSITE DIRECTION. Moreover, guy was such a masterful explorer, HE DIDN’T EVEN REALIZE HE WAS LOST. Hence, OH HEY LOOK, those people…THEY MUST BE INDIANS.
